"Good morning, passengers, this is your captain speaking. We are currently ascending to 5,000 feet and it looks like we'll reach our destination right on schedule. And even though the plane is shaped like a boomerang, this is not a round trip."...Now if you look out the window on the left side of the plane, you will see the Flying Head of Air Travel. She tends to emanate out of nowhere like this all the time, so there's nothing to worry about. This will not affect our arrival time. Thank you and have a comfortable flight."
[Courtesy of ...oh, crap, I forgot where]
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