If You Were Stranded on a Desert Island...

I watched the Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest red carpet last night on E! Network. The most frustrating thing about the whole show was the questions these show hosts were asking the stars at the movie premiere. Examples:

To Kiera Knightley: Who's a better kisser, Orlando or Johnny?
To Lauren Conrad of "The Hills": Who's a better pirate: Jack Sparrow, Captain Hook, or Captain Morgan?
To Orlando Bloom: Where's Kate (his girlfriend)?
To Johnny Depp: Which is harder - practicing the stunts or doing the stunts?

and the stupidest -
To Christina Applegate: Are you an Arnold Schwarzenegger fan? (asked because Arnold was behind her on the carpet. But the relevance to the movie premiere was...?)

These show hosts were asking questions that a 13-year-old girl would ask. During algebra class. In a slam book.

Grow up, E!