- The menu says your sandwich is $4.50, and you only have to pay $4.50. (No sales tax!)
- People think you're skinny.
- You can drink the tap water without gagging.
- "Traffic" is going 25 mph on a two-lane highway.
- You breathe in the air and your lungs don't hurt.
- There are more trees than there are people.
- The waitress asks the two questions "with gravy?" and "you want that deep-fried?"
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