What a Man!

"The Eternal Triangle. You'd think Ralph's new love would have been curtains for me. I mean, it was all he talked about. Well, I learned to live with it." On the ground, apparently."As it turned out, I think his new Charger R/T really brought us closer together." Yeah, keep telling yourself that, sweetheart.

"He's taught me how to shift the 4-speed synchromesh. He lets me pick out the stereo tapes. And clean the vinyl buckets. It's not all bad. He even mentioned marriage once."

Well, let's just all keep holding our breath for this dream man!

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