Dark Suit Chuck: Yes, waiter, I'll have a Jack and Coke, but Sally here wants a Sex on the Beach. Oh yeah, and it's his birthday, so when you bring it can you sing 'Happy Birthday ' real loud?
Tan Suit Tom: (looks at camera, embarrassed) Chuck, you knucklehead, it's not my birthday.
Voiceover guy: Tom couldn't deny that he liked the drink, and with the great flavor of Smirnoff, who cared if Chuck mocked his sexuality? ...Smirnoff: You'll sacrifice your manhood for it™.
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