Possible Captions for this Design Disaster

- Posh Spice's cross-dressing nephew, Bryce, makes sure she's wearing knickers.
- Back in those days they called that style of mirror "The Groucho."
- How proper is it to have a fern plant perched so precariously on that pedestal? (And how much did you spit saying that sentence aloud?)
- Did someone vomit lasagna on the wall or is that just the wallpaper?

Any others?
[OModern]