Don't F%$& with the Bartender
There are a lot of ways to make a bartender do "tricks" when you order. But beware: bartenders are taught to get even. If you ask for a Cuba Libre NFL-style*, expect a watered-down drink and a lot less attention.
After Betty talks to us about how the customer is always right and good service means good tips blah blah blah, she talks about ways bartenders can mess with the customers when they're pissing you off.