What a Man!

"The Eternal Triangle. You'd think Ralph's new love would have been curtains for me. I mean, it was all he talked about. Well, I learned to live with it." On the ground, apparently."As it turned out, I think his new Charger R/T really brought us closer together." Yeah, keep telling yourself that, sweetheart.

"He's taught me how to shift the 4-speed synchromesh. He lets me pick out the stereo tapes. And clean the vinyl buckets. It's not all bad. He even mentioned marriage once."

Well, let's just all keep holding our breath for this dream man!

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Classic Quotes: Cocktail Edition

"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork out of my breakfast?" - W.C. Fields

"The trouble with the world is that everybody is three drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart

"Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day." - Dean Martin

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Darth: Can't Touch This

I want storm trooper back up dancers...

Full-Fashioned Sweaters

Apparently two out of three guys will look you in the eye when you wear your "full-fashioned" sweaters. The other guys...well...[source]

Fun Fact o' the Day

Joan Crawford's 1933 contract with MGM was so detailed (and strict!) that it even had a clause in it stipulating what time she was expected to be in bed each night. [source]

Crushing on Errol Flynn

Flynn looks smashing in this hi-res movie still from "Captain Blood," courtesy of Dr. Macro.

Hitler Finds Out MJ Died

Have a great weekend!

The Lounge will be closed for a while due to the Fourth of July weekend. See you on Monday!

I'd watch this show...

...And for a side-by-side comparison...

Origins of the Moonwalk

Michael Jackson did not invent the awesome dance step.