It's 1983 and you're hosting a slumber party. What do you do? Here is the recipe for the perfect 80's slumber party:
1. Rent yourself a video machine from the nearest Wherehouse store.
2. Rent Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video.
3. Watch Dad setup the machine to your Zenith TV. Ignore the cursing and visible butt-crack as he can't figure out which wires attach where.
4. Pop popcorn.
5. Answer the door and welcome your guests. Play said video and shush everyone.
5. Giggle incessantly.
6. Imitate dance moves.