Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Ah...*hack cough cough* The Good Ol' Days

Remember when Doctors advertised for cigarettes? And Lucy smoked a pack and a half in one scene of "I Love Lucy"? I really miss those days when we didn't know about the dangers of tobacco, alcohol, cholesterol, and the ozone layer. We just enjoyed the good taste of a smoke after a meal of almost-raw steak, mashed potatoes with tons of butter and salt, and a big glass of scotch.

Now it's low-sodium, no-carb, sugar-free, diet everything. Blech.

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