"Since when is watermelon a citrus fruit?""If only everyone in society treated each other with the same respect they did in the movies."
"There is nothing -- absolutely nothing -- appetizing about a commercial with a fuzzy brownie."
"I wish people would be a little bit more forgiving when mistakes are made."
"I saw a dead pigeon in the middle of the road once, and I couldn't help but hear George Costanza's voice ringing in my ears: 'We had a deal!'"
"Men who are balding or have receding hairlines should not attempt the faux-hawk."
"I saw a dead pigeon in the middle of the road once, and I couldn't help but hear George Costanza's voice ringing in my ears: 'We had a deal!'"
"Men who are balding or have receding hairlines should not attempt the faux-hawk."
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