Tomorrow is a new episode of Who Wants to Be a Superhero? and due to the demise of Cell Phone Girl, I thought I'd volunteer to fill the role of hot female superhero for the show.
Name: The Bitch
Secret Identity: Sweepea, pin-up girl.
Superpowers: Her mightiest weapon is the "Bitch-Slap." She can also communicate with housepets. Her howl attracts animals at a 100-mile radius to gain assistance in her fight against evil.
Vulnerability: high-pitched noises, red meat, full moons, and gossip.
Fighting for: truth, justice, and mad cow disease.
Catchphrase: "You just flipped on the Bitch Switch!"
From Stan Lee's Supercomputer: raised by wild dogs, she has an acute sense of smell and hearing.