Today is Administrative Professionals Day. Back in the day I used to be a secretary/assistant/scapegoat of some sorts, so I had a very strong opinion about it. (See my previous rant here.) But no more. Now that I'm a professional pin-up girl, go-go dancer-slash-bartender, I don't have to bow down to the bourgeoisie holiday that is supposed to appreciate the professional administrative types.
But it'd still be nice to get flowers or something.