Monday, April 10, 2006

When the Man Comes Home

Retro Housewife is a website that certainly brings you back to the good ol' days of the woman's role in the household...

So it's the end of the day, and your hubby is coming home...what to do?

Well you remember when you used to work! The Stress, The Anger, Being so tired that all you wanted to do was put on your fuzzy slippers and melt into the couch with a good book or "Sex in the City".

Our job as a retro housewife is to make his homecoming as easy as it can be. After all, HE earns the money. HE pays the bills. What we do is no less important, but for now, he is king. We can be queen later.

So HE Says: Give us 15 minutes of silence after the initial hello. That is golden. We hate talking about Our Emotions for sure, so remember 15 min of Golden Silence and Pure Dedication.

Men really only have two moods - good. bad. well three (horny). We are afraid of the angry female.


* bring him his dinner
* listen to him
* give him a back rub
* tell him something good
* love him and thank him
I agree, except I think you should ask for your allowance first.

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