Star Pigs

Ever thought a celebrity looked a little...piggish? You might want to report these cases of star swine to Celebrity Swine. Each identified celebrity is listed with their special weapon and weakness, and as the site proclaims:

They have arrived. its [sic] not aliens you have to worry about folks, but the swine that are currently working their way into positions of influence very quietly and unsuspectingly. Please work your way through the above hitlist, and learn well, for when the hour comes, you will need to know how to destroy these beasts with the knowledge you hone here.

Report one today and keep peace on our planet!