His voice of wisdom looks like his evil twin, Bruce. "Psst...you shouldn't be smoking those crappy cancer sticks. You should smoke these from Kent...they have way more additives and a higher ammonia content. Mmmm....ammonia...lawlawlawl..."
If you ever hear your evil twin telling you to smoke a certain brand of cigarettes, it's time to put on a new patch.
[Courtesy of Chickenhead]