Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Don't Shut Me Out!

Doubt...Inhibitions...Ignorance... These are some of the obstacles that will shut you out from "happy married love." Don't be one of those who have an "intimate neglect": you must "safeguard your dainty feminine allure," ladies!

But what I didn't know is that a lack of proper feminine hygiene can cause stupidity. Doesn't she know those locks are fake? All she needs is an eraser.

...And then a good divorce lawyer.

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