Nothing against mothers, fathers, or kids in general... I just think I should be celebrated for being where I am in life. I've had some good relationships and some bad, and I've had to make some hard decisions in my life to get where I am. And so I have decided to make June 11th a new holiday: Singles Day!
Although it's called Singles Day, it can be for married or couples in relationships, too. The day will include anyone who wishes to be appreciated for the fact that they are without child:
- Maybe you're unable to have kids. Well then you definitely should be celebrated this day!
- Maybe you don't want kids at this time. Well then you certainly shouldn't have them, and this decision should be celebrated!
- Maybe you aren't having kids because you currently are not having sex. Well that's okay, and your ability to not sleep with the first sexual organ that walks your way should be celebrated!
And from one non-procreator to another... Happy Singles Day!